I want you all to know that I wrote part of this post on the bus. Yes, the bus. Why? Cause the bus is awesome and they don't question when I ride the bus like 3 times around the route (it's soothing, shut your mouth).
Oh damn it's been a minute now hasn't it? Yes, that's right. A full 60 seconds. Do you know why people say "damn it's been a minute now hasn't it?" cause a minute is a LONG FUCKING TIME or at least it can be. But you know that 60 seconds is longer than a second? So it works. Cause saying "I'll be back in a sec" is short and "I'll be back in a minute" is long. That and I pick up slang really easily. Meaning I tend to hear it twice and then start saying it. Except when my brother started using "say that" which I still don't totally get (damn I must be getting old).
Anyways, I'll start out by giving a mention to a friend of mine. Because for some asinine reason I told her I would. This girl, Andrea, is a pretty good friend and I enjoy her company when I feel like being around her. She is loud as hell which works for me because I tend to shout and hoot and holler and she supports my actions and thus I support hers. Once, when we had had one mighty fine Taco Tuesday (50 cent beers and 75 cent tacos can't fucking beat it), we went back to her apartment where she preceded to make PARMESAN CHICKEN or something of the sort. All I know is one minute we were sitting at her table and the next she was pulling some BOMB ASS FUCKING CHICKEN OUT OF THE OVEN. Every drunk man's dream I tell you what! (At least mine, the rest of you can suck it.) And then there was no chicken cause we ate it in about 30 seconds flat. Anyway, that poor girl is having a bad week (something about her car isn't working and pennys upside down and an $80 cell phone bill that the people are trying to tell her is $800). So I wanted to make her [seem] oh so popular by [finally] giving her a moment of spotlight on my humble little blog. That and I'm not sure when facebook comments will pop up 100 at a time saying "WHERE IS MY MENTION IN YOUR BLOG HMMMMM" cause she would not stop badgering me for my damn tumblr. So here you go Andrea, this one's for you:
IN OTHER NEWS, life has been busy. There is talk of dropping to part time school next semester (and possibly even taking a break for the semester). It has a lot to do with my current stress level, as well as the prospect of being on hormones by DECEMBER!!!! MOTHERFUCKING DECEMBER BABY FUCK YEAH!
So before I start the next topic I figure I'll mention this first: Thinking about it, I guess it's still me struggling to decide how I want people to perceive me. I identify as a man..but I'm transgender. But I've heard the term "transman" and I think that's gotta be the best. Because I think that perfectly describes it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna go around saying "OH HAAAYAYAYAYA I'M A TRANSMAN" although...maybe I sure make that a song...
NOW TO THE NEXT PART GOD DAMMIT:
(NO KITTY that's MY chicken pot pie!)
One thing I wanted to discuss was how I present myself to prospective dates. Not that it happens too often (actually not really at all) BUT! I must be prepared!
The dilemma:
Do I tell them I'm trans at first? Or do I wait? Because, it's not like I want the first thing out of my mouth to be "Hi how're you do---I'M TRANSGENDER JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW" and it typically isn't. BUT! When would be a good time to say something? Cause here's the thing: I'm trying to find girls attracted to men. And actually, if they're attracted to transmen that'd be badass. And I know it's possible BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE?!?! I will find her yet :)
I want you all to know that I got a sparkly unicorn on my face this past halloween pumpkin patch trip and I must say the unicorn is quite dashing (although I do make it look better)
Anyway, I kind of wanted to see if anyone had any ideas? I realize you may not have any experience with a trans person or what have you, but if you were to date one, when would you want to know? Do you think you'd date a trans person to begin with? (And of course, btw, it doesn't matter if you would or not. Everyone's got their preferences ;) so no worries!)
Hope you all had an awesome halloween and that you're already practicing for Thanksgiving!!! (It's the most filling time of the year!)
GOODFUCKINGEVENING!!!!1
PS Hope you got the Cartman reference
NICEEEEEEEEE that Andrea girl sounds amazing. Anyways as a woman who is attracted to men I would want the person to come out with it and tell me, but that is also just my personality(I look up the ends of movies on wiki while I watch them). I also think that maybe it would be better to wait so the girl doesn't make a decision about you based solely on the idea that you are Trans, like when girls decide they like someone just because they are rich. you want someone that likes you for you and really really likes you no if, ands, or buts.
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