Lemme edumacate you mm'kay?

I thought maybe I'd answer some questions that I've been asked by several people that are both specific to me and just in general.

Question #1: "How do you know you're transgender as opposed to gay?"

A very good questions indeed. There is a HUGE difference between transgender and gay. I am NOT A WOMAN!! (WOOOOOOOO!!!!!) And (as many well know) I LOVE WOMEN! So. Since I am a man, and I like women, I am therefore A STRAIGHT MALE WHO LIKES WOMEN!!(WOOOOOOOOO!!!) Another way to describe is a scenrio I have previously described. Imagine yourself as the opposite sex. Now all of a sudden YOUR GENITALIA IS QUITE DIFFERENT. What WILL YOU DO?! Feel awkward as fuck right? Then you gotta walk around like that. And people are seeing you for something YOU ARE NOT. To get serious for a moment: Really think about it. It's not just awkward, it feels so wrong. It's past the "ewwww I'd never want a penis/vagina" and what have you. To me, transgender is both having the wrong body and being perceived that way.

Question #2: "Do you feel like you need hormones and surgery to pass?"

Yes and no. I HATE HAVING TO PASS. It's quite true. Sometimes it's kind of a game that is horrendously nerve racking and thrilling all at once. "Will I pass this time?" when I do I'm just like "FUCK YEAH MOTHERINGFUCKING BOSSING IT UP RIGHT HERE" when I don't I wonder what it was that gave me away. And that's what SUCKS. But you know, you get past it cause people you know see you how you want to be seen AND THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME. YOU GUYS FUCKING ROCK. SURSLY. I want to go on hormones cause I want to have the physical body of a man. So once this starts, it's not passing anymore. It's being.

That's all I have for now I guess. Those are questions I have gotten, so please ask away! I actually love answering them haha

IN OTHER NEWS: Today, I caught A MOTHERFUCKING BEASTLY OF A SPIDER. This bitch is called a cat spider and they look nasty. VISIBLE FANGS. Fat little butt. Not cool man, not cool. We noticed it outside my roommate's window and starting flipping shit cause we thought it was pregnant and I DID NOT WANT a bunch of tiny little buggers crawling everywhere. SO THE MISSION BEGAN. There are tall bushes in front of this dude's window so I got some PANTS ON to protect my legs and SOME GLOVES to protect my hands. I was serious about this shit. I WILL CRAWL THROUGH THE BUSHES TO FOIL THIS PLOT. Then, a friend is like "Dude the window opens!!" (To explain: we legitimately thought it wouldn't open. That and we didn't want to move the spider hanging in front of it. But then it crawled between where the two windows meet and the glass so it was cool). So she slowly opens the window while I RISK MY LIFE placing a jar underneath the spider to catch it. My heart is racing and my breathing is ragged and I am PUMPED ON SOME MOFO ADRENALINE. Problem is, the spider won't move. So we get A BUTTER KNIFE (new tool in the spider-elimination tool box) and push that sucker in the jar. I smoothly put the lid on and BAM! Spider in a jar. And we're just like FUCK DUDE. THAT WAS INSANE. LY AWESOME. Then we caught a moth and put that in the jar too.

So, fun times all around.

I will attempt a FUCK YEAH FRIDAY cause that would be awesome. But not right now at 12:40 in the morning. If you have questions MESSAGE ME EMAIL ME COMMENT ME I DON'T CARE just ask meeeeeeee

Goodnight gents